Beyond the Green Mountains, in the Appalachean Forests,
in a cabin on Clear Fountain Lake.
As an epic, lawful-good, level 22 human woodworker, I use my +2 charisma hammer and poorly-sharpened -1 dexterity chisels to bludgeon and slash at bits of wood until, through critical hits and critical fails, they become imbued with the spirit of the region to become wooden - nay, Geekwooden - works of art (mostly dice boxes, dice trays and dice towers).
Visit the Geekwood blog for instructions and tips on how to make some geeky wood projects: https://howtogeekwood.wordpress.com/
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